- 08:00:21: I was at a very awkward party last night in an igloo. I tried to break the ice, but it just made things worse.
- 15:00:27: Wouldn't airport security would be more effective if they looked for explosive devices instead of bottles of water?!
- 18:01:28: $100.00 off new DirecTV acct 4 BOTH of us! Call 877-4-100-EACH & give them acct number 26071932 (Michael Parisi).
- 22:00:23: There's nothing more ironic than seeing a wet floor sign that has fallen over.
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