From Twitter 08-24-2010

• 08:00:27: Q: Why are Jewish men circumcised?
  A: Because Jewish women won't accept anything that's not 20% off!
  
• 15:00:35: I'm a philosopher. I think.
  
• 22:00:39: I threw my boyfriend a suprise bukkake party last night... Awww, you should have seen his face!!
  

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