- 08:00:38: I once bought my ex some shoes. It was damn expensive! The blacksmith only sold them in fours!
- 15:00:33: My bank will text me with my balance. It's a cool feature but I didn't think the LOL was necessary.
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- 22:00:26: My friend called me a liar, so I slapped him across the face with my 13 inch cock.
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