- 08:00:25: I got stoned after rolling a joint in a mosque.
- 09:31:11: #BigBrother, Pizza, Penny Casino (PaiGow/AsiaPoker, MississippiStud, LetItRide, Craps, 21, Slots), Wii & night swimming. My place. Who's in?
- 09:39:16: RT @jac1975: TEABAGGER= Totally Enraged About Blacks and Gays Getting Equal Rights. LMAO!!! #lgbt (via @Marrangona)
- 09:39:53: RT @Emperor37ANofSF: ♁♁ ♂♂ CONGRATULATIONS CALIFORNIA! ♂♂ ♁♁
- 09:41:56: RT @TheCowlicker: Grammar is important: Capitalisation is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse & helping your uncl ...
- 09:43:36: RT @NicoandArthus: RT @freedomtomarry BREAKING: Judge Walker lifts stay, and same-sex couples now have the freedom to marry in CA #Prop8 ...
- 09:51:09: #BigBrother, Pizza, Penny Casino (PaiGow/AsiaPoker, MississippiStud, LetItRide, Craps, 21, Slots), Wii & night swimming. My place. Who's in?
- 15:00:30: Don't spend millions on airport scanners! Simply hand out bacon skewers. If they dont eat, they dont fly!!
- 17:01:47: I complain abt the Promotions staff & they post a job opening! Wishful thinking?! RT @Harrahs_AkChin: Promotions and Events Coordinator Job
- 17:04:05: Too good to be true! Im the mayor of everything there, with occasional thefts RT @Harrahs_AkChin: Foursquare promotions are in the works!
- 17:04:50: (unless they saw who the mayor is and changed their mind and are finding a way out of it. That's my luck)
- 22:00:26: Always cum first!! Sex is a race and everyone loves a winner.
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