- 08:00:30: Pirates are stupid. I wouldn't risk losing the only eye I had left by letting a sharp-beaked parrot on my shoulder!
- 12:05:04: It works!!!! :-D
- 15:00:26: Et cetera: An expression used to make others believe that u know more than u actually do.
- 21:17:36: I love that I have a BF who doesn't judge me 4 wearing Crocs in public!! I know I shouldn't but it's nice 2 not be harped on for it! LOL
- 21:40:15: I've seen haboobs, but never from the inside at 60 mph!! This is some scary shit!!
- 22:00:23: I got a tattoo of Confucius between my ass cheeks. I wanted a wise crack.
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