Oh my God! I'm in shock!!

Oh no!! The locusts are back! My debauchery must have angered the Lord! Ha ha ha...

Back on my old cycle?? Only time will tell...

I'm having "The Michael" at Starbucks. Remember that, WB folks? I'll be awake until Saturday! Wanna know what's in it? Just ask!!

I'm on media blackout again...but this time it's for Dancing with the Stars!

I think I might finally be back on a regular sleep cycle!

I feel like I don't do anything but sleep!

Is it weird that I want Flo from the Progressive commercials to be my friend?!

ReTweet @punoftheday - I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me!

My self-imposed media blackout is over!

Ooh drama drama drama!!! The Jury is out...literally! Survivor

I'm so glad that Survivor is a Final Two again instead of a Final Three! Although a tie might be cool!

OMGOMGOMG Season Finale for Survivor Tocantins on my NYC CBS feed! YAAAAY!!

Ugh! Probably back in the same boat!

After 24 hours, I'm SOOOO ready to sleep!! I need my rest for the Survivor finale tomorrow!! :-D

Getting Starbucks and Chick-fil-A is so much more fun with Baylee in the car with you! Seriously!!

From the Fail Blog: Denial Fail -- http://ping.fm/8QVh3 Thanks, Ron!

From the Fail Blog: Restaurant name fail -- http://ping.fm/J0rW0

The things that come to those who wait are the things that those who got there first didn't want!

HAHAHA http://ping.fm/f71uu

Why do I sleep so damn long?!

DING, DONG, THE COACH IS DEAD!!! Oh halla-freakin-lujah!! It was about damn time!!!

Remember what Sophia says in the Golden Girls when Dorothy walks in on her and asks what's going on?

Angels & Demons & Hooters... Oh my!!

"Angels & Demons" for free tonight!

I couldn't be happier with American Idol's Final Two!!

Would you consider a triple Venti breve no-foam latte steamed at 120 F at Starbucks sounds like a "California" special order? That's what I was told just now! Hahaha

I feel bad for all those ASU families who had to spend hours in the 105 F heat for security reasons!

What do you call a midget psychic who escapes from prison? A small medium
at large! HAHAHA

Hasta la vista, Verizon! I'm already ported...and there's not a damn thing you can do about it!

Another all-nighter! Fun fun fun!!

So tired! Can't sleep!!

Time for sleepy!!