Thursday, September 23, 2010

From Twitter 09-22-2010



  • 18:03:11: Let me refer u to ING Direct for a new acct. U get a $25 bonus, I get $10! FREE MONEY!! Contact me for info.


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Sunday, September 19, 2010

From Twitter 09-18-2010



  • 05:19:02: Nevada just *feels* better!!
  • 18:02:48: $100.00 off new DirecTV acct 4 BOTH of us! Call 877-4-100-EACH & give them acct number 26071932 (Michael Parisi).


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Thursday, September 16, 2010

From Twitter 09-15-2010



  • 00:50:44: Just over 18 hrs until the premiere of Survivor Nicaragua AND the finale of Big Brother. My heart won't be able to handle the excitement!!!
  • 07:58:57: Ad: TiVo is not just a DVR! Find ur fav TV show, movie & Web video from Netflix, Amazon/Blockbuster On Demand or YouTube http://spn.tw/tyhXR


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Saturday, September 11, 2010

From Twitter 09-10-2010



  • 04:26:34: Shocked to discover that Orange Juice is second only to Water in Diet Mountain Dew!! Who knew?!??


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Thursday, September 09, 2010

From Twitter 09-08-2010



  • 04:11:39: Do you loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo… — Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! Of course I do! http://4ms.me/9cxsiF
  • 04:11:51: What was the first music album/CD you ever bought? Do you still like it? — OMG I totally don't remember!! :-( http://4ms.me/cCJIFm
  • 14:18:58: Just saw a sign on the freeway: "Bicycles Must Exit". What the hell would they be doing on there to begin with?!?!
  • 18:02:59: Let me refer u to ING Direct for a new acct. U get a $25 bonus, I get $10! FREE MONEY!! Contact me for info.
  • 23:35:31: http://twitpic.com/2mmr0z


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Wednesday, September 08, 2010

From Twitter 09-07-2010





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Tuesday, September 07, 2010

From Twitter 09-06-2010



  • 08:12:06: The first thing 2 people talking on iPhones should discuss is who's in charge of calling back when the call drops.
  • 22:02:39: This '1 Laptop Per Child' thing Obama is talking about... Where do I drop off the child & where do I pick up the laptop?


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Saturday, September 04, 2010

From Twitter 09-03-2010



  • 07:20:43: So with my iPhone replacement comes a delay in my scheduled jokes. They'll be back soon. :-(
  • 07:37:34: Does anyone know of an iPhone jailbreak for iOS 4.0.2? I neeeeed my biteSMS and SBSettings back!!


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Friday, September 03, 2010

From Twitter 09-02-2010



  • 02:23:58: Super pissed off about my iPhone crashing for the 4th time today!!
  • 14:27:16: Sorry if anyone is trying to call or text me. iPhone won't boot -- power issue! Keep using my Google Voice number and I'll get the messages
  • 16:26:27: OK - getting iPhone swapped out. If I've EVER sent you an MMS or an email with a pic from my iPhone, please send me back a copy of it!!


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Thursday, September 02, 2010

From Twitter 09-01-2010



  • 02:37:59: Eeeew! Scabies all over the Jack in the Box guy's arm!! But I'm soooo hungry! What to do....?!?! :-(
  • 07:07:23: Let's help @Serendipity3LV get more followers!! Then they can have @Foursquare specials!! :-)
  • 08:00:28: Someone pls explain Iraq in terms I can understand. If this was a reality show, did we win? Were we voted off? Was last night the finale?
  • 15:00:32: The trapped miners were told to sing & play games to keep busy. Wouldn't it be better if they just mined their way out?!
  • 18:02:08: Let me refer u to ING Direct for a new acct. U get a $25 bonus, I get $10! FREE MONEY!! Contact me for info.
  • 22:00:28: The Pope said he is praying for safe rescue of the trapped miners. How ironic. Minors pray for safe rescue from him!


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Wednesday, September 01, 2010

From Twitter 08-31-2010



  • 08:00:56: My ex says that I never solve my own problems. How do I prove him wrong?
  • 15:00:41: If God didn't want us to burn fossil fuels, why did he make them flammable?!
  • 15:12:25: .@Survivor_Tweet #NowOnWed is not a big deal. It's where u started & where u should've stayed. I could've been a Friends fan if u did!
  • 16:32:49: Oh shit! Are we not central time?! I missed the cutoff!! :-(
  • 20:26:01: Just saw a freeway billboard for an epilepsy study. No one with uncontrolled epilepsy will be driving to see that!
  • 22:02:22: I should just change my name to Help so the judge will believe they were screaming my name during sex...


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