From Twitter 08-09-2010

• 08:00:21: I don't see the point in sending money to Haiti. It's not like there are any shops left to spend it in!!
  
• 15:00:21: Stable relationships are for horses.
  
• 22:00:12: This joke is like my penis: It's not very long and you're probably gonna laugh at it.
  

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