- 08:00:24: Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: No one knows. They never get the fucking house!! - 15:00:35: My ex said he needed more space. So I locked the fucker outside!!
- 18:52:12: I'm at US Post Office (591 Plaza Circle, Litchfield Park). http://4sq.com/7bLTxW
- 22:00:22: My friend suggested that we start having 'no strings' sex. I said yes. I don't normally use string anyway. I use rope!
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