- 03:31:58: Shame on you, @Harrahs_AkChin! Ur Promotions staff rly needs customer service training. You're about to lose us as Diamond players this way!
- 03:32:47: Are plumbers always late for appointments because they're too busy making porn films??
- 08:00:28: I'm a recovering alcoholic. And by that, I mean I have a hangover...
- 15:00:24: Air freshener: Because there's no louder way of telling the whole house you just took a shit.
- 18:08:04: $100.00 off new DirecTV acct 4 BOTH of us! Call 877-4-100-EACH & give them acct number 26071932 (Michael Parisi).
- 22:00:20: Why are laptop speakers always too quiet for music but too loud for porn?!
- 23:19:41: I'm weeks behind on #SYTYCD (& that's MY fault), but of ALL PLACES to have the outcome ruined for me: a fwy billboard?! Seriously?! :-P LOL
- 23:22:45: Wish me luck on my sleep study tonight!! Pray I stop breathing!! LOL I really need to get my hands on a CPAP!!
- 23:26:35: Time for my sleep study!!! (@ Good Night Sleep Wellness Center) http://4sq.com/axSZkc
- 23:56:23: Holy crap this place is nice!! It's like a hotel!!!
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