- 05:45:59: Why do people think that calling a fat guy "big guy" isn't offensive?!?! News flash: IT TOTALLY IS!!!
- 08:00:43: When arguing with ur wife it's probably not the best idea to remind her that even the Wii Fit thinks she's a fat bitch!
- 08:22:42: Insomnia grrrrrrrrrrr
- 15:12:16: Q: Why do women outlive men?
A: Because they don't have wives!! - 22:00:20: I arranged a three-way last night... There were a couple of no-shows but I still had a good time.
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