- 08:00:36: A man was shot in the head with a starting pistol downtown last night. Police say it's definitely race related.
- 15:00:13: I tried to recapture my youth. But the little fucker was too fast.
- 20:50:35: Why can't I ever just break even?! :-( A 'free' casino giveaway just cost me $73.00 -- then another $551.00 to win the $73 back!!
- 22:00:25: I fucked a dwarf last night. It was okay, but I won't be making a hobbit of it.
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