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Saturday, August 07, 2010
From Twitter 08-06-2010
08:01:17: My friend criticized my apartment, so I knocked her flat.
15:00:30: I'm trying to cut down on masturbation, but it's really hard...
22:00:38: Q: What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat? A: Banned from the petting zoo.
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