From Twitter 08-27-2010

• 08:00:49: My friend has no arms. I feel for him.
  
• 15:00:43: Do Muslims write OMA instead of OMG?
  
• 22:00:34: Q: What's the difference between a security light and my ex?
  A: A security light gets turned on when it sees me!
  

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