- 08:00:25: Never judge a book by its cover...unless the word Twilight is written on it. Then you know it sucks.
- 15:00:27: It's mean to start rumors about the death of an annoying pop star. People will be mad when they find out it's a hoax!
- 22:00:26: My ex thought I had erectile dysfunction. I didn't have the heart to tell him he was just ugly...
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