- 00:04:13: Just took my 196th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/24652
- 08:01:28: I've never understood the concept of car clamping. You don't want the car to park there, yet u clamp it? Fucking genius!
- 15:01:22: Q: What's the best time for a woman to get a sun tan?
A: While out hanging the clothes on the line, of course!! - 17:13:17: Behold: Frapple® Pie Créme Frappuccino® (I shouldve used cup drizzle). My name-not my recipe. Want it @Starbucks? http://twitpic.com/riryv
- 22:02:06: All women try to say size doesn't matter. But you never see a three inch dildo, do you?!
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