- 01:47:30: ATTENTION: @PhoenixCub is the proud owner of a new pair of Crocs. Congratulate him now...
- 02:02:33: Don't ask me how, but tonight I actually kicked MYSELF in the balls... Long story...
- 02:18:38: For the record, @PhoenixCub, the socks were necessary because I was trying on WORK shoes there!!
- 02:28:46: HAHAHA RT @alicam: I quite enjoy teaching my kids grammar. Had them stumped for a while on the silent P, as in "swimming". Hee hee.
- 03:01:19: It's fucking cold out here, and it's only 54F!! What's wrong with me?!?! LOL
- 08:02:31: Can people of mixed race be trusted? They do, after all, have a dark side!
- 15:01:29: Th chrch wnts 2 move fwd on female bishops, bt they cn only move diagonally! Gay priests go anywhere cuz they're queens!
- 22:01:30: Why the fuck does my girlfriend get pregnant so often?! Does she think I'm fucking made of wire coathangers?!?!
- 23:30:38: sponsored FOXnews reported #1 online $8 Rx glasses store: ZenniOptical.com. 5600+styles! Holiday Frames! Check it out. http://bit.ly/3GnDTJ
- 23:50:08: Just took my 188th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/24652
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