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- 15:01:55: I keep asking Princess Leia out on a date and she keeps saying 'No'. I seem to be looking for love in Alderaan places.
- 19:40:59: God didn't rest on Day 7! He couldn't relax til Day 8 when He invented Crocs, then He rested 4 eternity!!! Did I mention they're heavenly?!
- 22:01:15: Q: What's the best thing about screwing a tranny?
A: Doing a reach-around & pretending it's gone all the way through! - 22:43:08: Original tart. @MoJoYogurt. @PhoenixCub. Silly bottom. 'Nuff said!!
- 23:50:09: Just took my 176th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/24652
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