- 08:01:26: Q: How many fat people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They don't need to. The fridge has its own light! - 15:01:21: I took a fistful of Ex-Lax and huffed some nitrous oxide just for shits and giggles!
- 18:02:25: Cool! I'm part of a beta retweet group on Twitter!! Y'all jealous?!?! Hehehe
- 22:01:15: Have you seen the new German microwave? It seats 20.
- 23:50:09: Just took my 194th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/24652
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