- 08:05:04: Since Muslim women can't show their faces, do they have Eyebook profiles instead??
- 15:01:33: I hate people with hat fetishes! If I ever meet one in person, I'll pop a cap in their ass!
- 17:48:17: No joke...I have not charged the Bluetooth speakerphone clipped to my sun visor in AT LEAST a yeah and a half!! How is it still working?!?!
- 22:01:21: I love waking up with a stiffy in the morning. But then again, I'm a necrophiliac...
- 23:50:09: Just took my 185th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/24652
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