Sunday, November 29, 2009

From Twitter 11-28-2009



  • 00:29:42: RT @FunnyJoker Who was the first person to look at a chicken and think "I'm gonna eat the 1st thing that comes out of his butt"? @phoenixcub
  • 08:01:21: Cult - 'kəlt - noun - A small, unpopular religion.
    Re·li·gion - ri-'li-jən - noun - A large, popular cult.
  • 15:01:26: Ticket-takers...you've got to hand it to 'em!
  • 18:01:19: $100.00 off new DirecTV acct 4 BOTH of us! Call 877-4-100-EACH & give them acct number 26071932 (Michael Parisi).
  • 22:01:35: I just bought an inflatable rubber sex doll. I chose the Muslim version. It blows itself up.
  • 23:59:25: Just took my 195th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/24652


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