- 08:01:20: My ex-boyfriend came around the other day... Grrrr! Next time, I'll have to up the dosage!
- 15:01:04: Employers can avoid hiring unlucky people by randomly throwing away half the resumes up front!
- 22:01:24: My boyfriend said that I feel big inside him. Apparently, "You feel so big around me!" is NOT the right response!
- 23:50:08: Just took my 190th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/24652
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