- 01:02:35: Just finished a wonderful date with a hot young Navy sailor.........who wants to see me again!! WOO HOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
- 02:43:20: It's like my own private Fleet Week!! :-D
- 08:02:38: I've been wondering: When Sting dies, will he be called 'Stung'??
- 14:33:34: #FollowFriday Two great causes for Marriage Equality! @MarriageForNone and @NOH8campaign Follow and help them trend! #MARRIAGEFORNONE #NOH8
- 15:01:20: My friend has an ear fetish. I told him to be careful or he might get hearing aids!
- 22:01:38: Q: What do you call a hooker at Christmas?
A: A frostitute! - 23:11:13: I learned some things during my 11 hr shift. 1) I can make an Apple Pie Frappuccino®. 2) OJ-Nog is REALLY GOOD! [2 parts OJ, 1 part Egg Nog]
Tweets copied by twittinesis.com
No comments:
Post a Comment