Tuesday, December 01, 2009

From Twitter 11-30-2009



  • 08:05:04: If you really loved me you wouldn't accuse me of emotional blackmail...
  • 10:46:41: Would have been nice if @PeiWei had TOLD me they weren't open when I called in my lunch order. Wasted half my damn lunch getting there!!
  • 15:01:03: They say that statistically 1 in 3 men are gay. I always thought 3 in 1 man was gay!!
  • 22:01:12: Q: What do you call a fat girl that has been raped?
    A: A liar!
  • 23:50:09: Just took my 197th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/24652


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