- 08:05:04: Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that!!
- 15:01:22: People don't believe me, but I have Tourettes. I swear.
- 17:05:49: My foot's not as bad as the bloody sock made it look!! Amputation avoided!! :-)
- 22:01:41: Taking a leak on a moving train is the ultimate test of balance, accuracy, and outright courage!
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