- 08:01:06: Why do celebrities work so hard to become well-known, then try so hard to avoid being recognized?!
- 15:01:32: If you think your boss is stupid, just remember that you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter!
- 19:15:32: Dumb bitch today takes OFF the fucking lid to hot coffee to complain that it's too full. She then thrusts it back at me and burns me too!
- 19:33:49: http://mikeyp.us/sqvbr - Who knew Kermit was such a slut?!?!
- 22:01:25: Going to McDonald's for a salad is like buying a three inch dildo. Why bother?!
- 23:50:09: Just took my 205th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/24652
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