- 08:03:16: An old woman stopped me in the street and asked me to show her how to get to the hospital. So I pushed her under a bus.
- 15:03:12: Isn't it sad that we live in a society where pizza gets to your house faster than the police.
- 19:55:26: RT @WTFtweets: RT @mstweet08 #uknowuneedlotion if u try to rub ur spit on the ashy parts of ur hand..lmao
- 20:03:34: ROFLMFAO!!!!! RT @MixMutt: Our Xmas tree only drinks Perrier, bitches.
- 20:57:21: RT @Stevenfrombb10: RT @NOH8Campaign: http://twitpic.com/smcy5 - The citycouncil members of west Hollywood CA just declared Dec 13th the ...
- 21:03:01: RT @BronxBebe: NJJJJJ JUST VOTED 7-6 ON GAY MARRIAGE EQUALITY!NOW TO THE SENATE ON THURSDAY!CMON LETS GET THIS DONE!
- 21:12:01: Going to bed waaaaaay early for some much-needed shuteye!!
- 22:01:36: I've had sex with more than 20 straight guys. Buying that pistol was the best thing I ever did!
- 23:50:08: Just took my 204th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/24652
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