- 00:28:02: Sadly, I had to vanilla my iPhone to get Push working again. I hope it's only temporary so I can get the good apps back soon!!
- 08:03:06: Aibohphobia is the fear of palindromes. Get it??
- 09:57:44: C'mon, green lights!!!
- 11:41:31: Ad: Claim your spot on the internet's 5-mile-high Christmas Tree! Let's light it together! http://bit.ly/4tbKyL
- 15:01:54: Why do zombies always have to be the bad guys? That's just profiling!
- 22:01:13: A man approached me in a bar tonight and said "I'm so drunk, I'm pissing out tequila'... I can't believe I fell for it!
- 23:18:42: I offered a policeman a donut to go with his coffee today..... Wasn't quite as funny to him as I had hoped!! :-/
- 23:22:22: My peeve is "gay" used as slang for "bad". Today a guy said "straight" as slang for "cool". I'm not sure how I feel about it. Your thoughts?
- 23:28:50: Great commercial about gay/lesbian sensitivity. Theres a whole series of these! RT @Joselito4390 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C277qAKpUaQ
- 23:50:08: Just took my 207th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/24652
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