- 01:49:44: RT @cinemascribe: Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one. #TigerJokes
- 02:58:01: Just over 30 days, and I'm done with BOTH my passports!! :-) http://twitpic.com/s834p
- 08:04:04: I'm not bald! I'm just taller than my hair!
- 14:31:30: RT @CitizenKurt: Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
- 15:01:14: If a man with no arms has a gun, is he armed?
- 22:01:19: If women are so good at multitasking, why can’t they have a headache AND sex?
- 23:50:08: Just took my 202nd mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/24652
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