- 07:01:19: Ad: Tuesday 11/3 is #Election Day in #NYC. Vote for progress. Vote Bloomberg http://bit.ly/31ZdHs
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- 08:01:08: Say there are 400 billion stars & he'll believe you. Say a bench has wet paint or the plate is hot & he has to touch it!
- 15:01:08: Finally convinced my girlfriend to have an abortion. All she needed was a nudge in the right direction. And some stairs.
- 22:01:16: Q: What's worse than finding a box of condoms in your wife's purse?
A: Finding half a box!! - 22:59:14: Current tallies 4 @PhoenixCub at Fear Farm: 1 girly-squealed "Oh hi" to a corn creature, 1 meat-shield sweater clutch. Entering Asylum now!
- 23:50:08: Just took my 172nd mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/24652
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