From Twitter 10-16-2009

• 07:51:04: I'm getting an early start. Epilepsy joke in 10 minutes! Sensitive? Don't read!!
  
• 08:01:10: I just stole the Epilepsy Society donation box from the supermarket. They're gonna have a fucking fit when they find out!
  
• 09:02:28: Checking out my new Android phone... @ My Apartment
  
• 12:05:15: #FollowFriday Two great causes for Marriage Equality! @MarriageForNone and @NOH8campaign Follow and help them trend! #MARRIAGEFORNONE #NOH8
  
• 13:02:39: OMG I need to stop downloading apps. Somebody distract me!!! :-/
  
• 13:21:57: The @RioVegas is one of my favorite places to play in Las Vegas!! If ooooonly I could experience one of their suites!! ;-) #RioVegas
  
• 14:15:06: Just took my 159th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/24652
  
• 15:01:25: Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong!!
  
• 21:51:07: Forced sex in 10 minutes! Well, a joke about it, that is... That gives you time to NOT read if you don't want to!!
  
• 22:01:19: Q: What's the difference between force and gravity?
  A: You can't gravity someone to have sex with you!
  
• 23:57:19: http://twitpic.com/lui02 - This is why I can't stay thin!!!
  

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