- 01:40:46: Good night Twitterverse!!
- 08:01:13: Can anyone help me? I can't find the word for "victory" in my French dictionary.
- 14:51:08: Homeless joke coming in 10 minutes! Oversensitive? Don't read!!
- 15:01:40: I saw a guy on the street today with a sign that said "Will Work For Food." So I gave him a coconut.
- 18:01:32: $100.00 off new DirecTV acct 4 BOTH of us! Call 877-4-100-EACH & give them acct number 26071932 (Michael Parisi).
- 18:52:42: Woah! Severe instant-onset heartburn to the point of nausea and almost vomiting! Ugh!!!
- 19:59:08: God bless Zofran!!
- 21:51:10: Rape joke in 10 minutes. You've been warned!
- 22:01:11: Q: What is the biggest cause of rape?
A: Girls saying "No". - 23:49:45: Just took my 160th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/24652
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