From Twitter 10-03-2009

• 01:57:44: Just took my 147th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/24652
  
• 04:47:56: Best line from this weeks "Community" on NBC: "I'm making a documentary. It's like a real movie, but with ugly people!" ROFLMAO
  
• 08:01:18: The other day I got pulled over for speeding. Apparently, "Because you were chasing me!" isn't a valid reason!!
  
• 15:01:41: I think it should be part of a friend’s job to immediately clear your cache and browsing history if you die.
  
• 17:59:09: RT @soulboykirk: RT @jeffrago: May you live as long as you want. And never want as long as you live. ~ Findley's Irish Pub #quote
  
• 18:01:02: $100.00 off new DirecTV acct 4 BOTH of us! Call 877-4-100-EACH & give them acct number 26071932 (Michael Parisi).
  
• 18:25:58: Finally watched my saved episodes of ABC's Cougar Town. That's a really good show!!!
  
• 21:53:00: Someone asshole on Grindr just called me a 'male cougar'... Srsly?!?! Does 30 ACTUALLY qualify?! LOL
  
• 22:01:12: Dwarfism is a growing problem...
  
• 23:38:23: Yaaaay! @soulboykirk is out of Twail!!!!!
  

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