- 08:01:09: You know you're getting fat when you sit in your bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.
- 08:33:39: http://twitpic.com/m8xlz - Funny Android app description!
- 08:34:28: http://twitpic.com/m8xoy - There's an Android app for this!!
- 13:03:43: Why does #DWtS allow lifts in the Argentine Tango but not in anything else (except specialty and freestyle)?!
- 13:11:35: And besides, all these dancing shows specify the *Argentine* tango. Is there even another kind?!
- 15:01:39: Q: What's got one hundred feet and five teeth? A: The line at a methadone clinic.
- 17:48:48: I'm leaning toward Android, just not the myTouch 3G. Too slow when Alps are added!!
- 19:51:27: That time-lapse thing on tonight's #DWtS was cool!! :-)
- 22:01:28: How many wipes does it take for you to think, "Fuck it, I'll just take a shower"?!
- 22:20:34: Just took my 163rd mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/24652
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