- 05:26:33: Yes I am. How do u know??
- 05:36:14: The muzak playing is REALLY "Summer Nights" from Grease?!?! REALLY?!?! This is Vegas!!!
- 05:39:18: Just took my 167th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/24652
- 08:01:15: Just before the wedding, my wife asked me if I had any skeletons in my closet. I assured her that I don't. I bury them under the patio!
- 15:01:28: Erectile dysfunction is a rising problem...
- 22:01:41: Q: What's the worst thing to show a girl on a first date?
A: The footage you have of her sleeping. - 23:48:29: Able to catch so much more the second time around!!! http://twitpic.com/mux0t
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