From Twitter 10-08-2009

• 00:11:08: Just took my 152nd mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/24652
  
• 03:58:47: When do Twitter's groups feature become available??
  
• 04:20:20: Fact: Leftover stolen bottles of hotel shampoo make adequate bubble bath. Yeah, I'm ghetto! So what?!?!
  
• 05:38:19: Hey, National Coming Out Day is October 11th, which is a Sunday this year! Do it at church!!! :-D
  
• 05:39:15: What's your favorite NEW show on network TV this season? Mine's "Cougar Town"!!
  
• 08:02:04: Give a man a fish, he'll eat 4 a day. Teach a man 2 fish, he'll eat 4 life. Give an octopus nunchucks, and no one's eating fish ever again!!
  
• 15:01:03: Went to Planned Parenthood for advice. The sign in front said "Enter in Rear". Cool! Didn't have to get out of my car!!
  
• 18:58:52: geoff: I've always mourned the loss of Tim-Tams more than the loss of you, you pathetic fuck! Lurk THAT, asshole! Stay away from me!!
  
• 19:09:11: PS. You were never anything more than a free ticket to me! PPS. It's "ex", not just "x", you illiterate fuck!!
  
• 21:41:26: RT @teeco71: I'm not crazy... 1 of the voices that speak to me is a psychologist and he assures me I'm just fine.
  
• 22:01:05: You know what scares me the most? Hearing a noise when I'm playing with m.... Shit! What was that?
  

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