From Twitter 10-14-2009

• 00:16:45: Just took my 157th mugshot! http://www.dailymugshot.com/main/show/24652
  
• 08:01:18: My mother-in-law asked if she could come down for the weekend. I said, "Fuck off, you can stay on the roof."
  
• 15:01:04: My wife bought me a punching bag for my birthday... Nice try, bitch!!
  
• 18:01:19: Let me refer u to ING Direct for a new acct. U get a $25 bonus, I get $10! FREE MONEY!! Contact me for info.
  
• 21:30:17: I like this!!!!! RT @starrfucker: "Why Homosexuality Should Be Banned" - http://bit.ly/h9NsG
  
• 22:01:03: Is it just me or do an abnormally large amount of girls make their first porn on their 18th birthday?
  
• 22:15:39: RT @BioHazardJokes: The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier. #jokes
  
• 22:17:35: RT@BioHazardJokes Q: What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
  A: One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.
  
• 22:26:52: So true!! RT @Stevenfrombb10: Lesson learned, You Can't Eat Your Feelings but you can eat 7 dollars worth of carbs..
  
• 22:29:14: RT @AhhPhotography: CameraTip Its not what you photograph, but what you hide from the camera while doing it. Peter Horn
  
• 22:30:17: That sounds so dirty even though its not... RT @ShannonElizab: http://twitpic.com/lkzwa - I'm givin' Boomer some love before bed...
  
• 22:32:03: RT @ruhanirabin: Having a million friends is not a miracle. The miracle is...to have a friend who'll stand by u when millions are against u.
  
• 22:50:02: Haha RT @ruhanirabin: thinks that license plates should be the driver's mobile number, so u can call them and tell them to MOVE THEIR A$$!!!
  
• 23:02:38: In-n-Out, here I come!!!
  
• 23:06:15: OMG, giant cockroach blocking the path to my car. I think it has a gun! I'm afraid to leave my house!!
  

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