- 01:07:11: At @BallysLasVegas with @PhoenixCub for birthday boobie at "Jubilee!". Yaaaay for "Boobs on Steps"!!
- 07:29:01: I just became the mayor of Flamingo Ambassador Suite on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/9EB8YT
- 07:29:48: I'm platinum!! Woo hoooooo!!!
- 08:02:09: Be honest! How many of you slowly back away from the toilet while peeing just to test your firepower and accuracy?!
- 14:08:23: I'm at Carnival World Buffet - Rio (3700 W Flamingo Rd, Las Vegas). http://4sq.com/6vJ8lU
- 15:04:04: I taught a sex ed class today at school. No one realized I was just the janitor!
- 22:01:08: Q: What's the most popular pick-up line in a gay bar?
A: "May I push in your stool?"
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