- 08:01:19: My rice cooker stopped working last night. Lazy bitch!
- 15:02:19: Do you think dogs try to spice up their sex lives by doing it “people style”?
- 20:30:23: Off work...finally time to watch "Lost"!! (Complete social media blackout for me until I'm done with the episode!!)
- 22:01:07: Always remember that if you say “Ifyouwantsexsaywhat” really fast, & she responds with “what?”, that counts as consent!
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