From Twitter 02-15-2010

• 08:04:14: I tried to give blood the other day, but the Red Cross wouldn’t take it. They wanted to know where I got it from.
  
• 15:02:05: How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
  
• 22:02:05: For me, golf is a lot like a woman. If she isn’t holding my wood, she should be holding an iron.
  
• 22:56:40: Kali Ma... Kali Ma... KALI MA, DACTA JONES!!!!!!
  

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