- 06:14:49: Having my warm milk before bed... (Does it still work with decaf espresso shots in it?!?!)
- 08:02:04: Why are people so intolerant of intolerance?
- 15:02:04: Just realized that I'm missing the Rodeo! :-( There's always next year or another city, but I really wanted to go! Should've gone yesterday!
- 15:02:52: I refuse to see "Valentine's Day" on Valentines Day!!
- 15:03:06: Q: How can you tell if a Valentine's card is from a leper?
A: His tongue is still in the envelope. - 21:43:50: I just unlocked the "Superstar" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/b1r8tK
- 21:43:50: I'm at Carl's Jr w/ @phoenixcub. http://4sq.com/dtK1WM
- 22:01:15: Last night, me and two friends raped a math teacher. That showed the bitch – three DOES go into one!
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