From Twitter 02-22-2010

• 08:01:09: Q: Why was Michael Jackson excited when he first heard about Boyz II Men?
  A: He thought it was a home delivery service.
  
• 15:01:28: Q: What's the difference between worry and panic?
  A: About 28 days.
  
• 22:02:09: Q: What do you call the useless piece of skin around a vagina?
  A: A woman.
  
• 22:09:32: Twenty minutes in line at McDonald's is fucking ridiculous!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRR!!!!!
  

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