From Twitter 02-18-2010

• 08:01:15: Q: What's the difference between a woman on her period and a terrorist?
  A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
  
• 15:02:11: Q: Why do women close their eyes during sex?
  A: They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.
  
• 21:06:53: #Survivor night at @PhoenixCub's place in HD!! Woo hooooo!!!
  
• 22:02:07: Q: Why should hurricanes be named after women?
  A: They start wet, but when they go they take ur house & car w/ them.
  

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