- 00:12:38: I'm at IcePics (3108 E McDowell Rd, 31St St & McDowell Rd, Phoenix) w/ 2 others. http://4sq.com/3juYJK
- 00:21:56: RT @PhoenixCub: Survivor night has become Grindr night with @MichaelParisi at some twinky bar in East Phoenix. Hmm, still feels like He ...
- 00:23:50: RT@PhoenixCub Survivor night became Grindr night w/@MichaelParisi at some twinky bar in E Phoenix. Hmm, still feels like Heroes vs Villains.
- 02:40:20: Wanna sleep, but waiting 4 the 1st load of laundry 2 dry so I can dry the 2nd load w/ my work clothes that I need for the morning... Grrrr!
- 02:58:04: RT @SoCalMo75: Clear this up for me: A man's sex noises should or shouldn't sound like a southern belle with the vapors? (via @SarahKSi ...
- 08:06:05: Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A: You can unscrew a light bulb. - 12:11:08: FUCK!!! Just washed & dried 2 pens AND a Sharpie with my clothes! Oh, my BLACK work clothes are fine, but all my own clothes are ruined!!!
- 15:03:09: Q: Why are men are like public toilets?
A: All the good ones are taken, and the rest are full of shit. - 22:02:06: Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After 5 years, your job still sucks. - 23:06:16: My week: Pulled over 3 times for headlights.
@PhoenixCub's week: Won $4,040 at Harrah's on a game I always lose!
What have I done wrong?!
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