- 08:08:06: Remember kids: If life gives you melons…you’re dyslexic.
- 15:02:08: I've been feeling randy all day... I just hope he doesn't tell anyone!
- 18:39:52: So I just sliced open 4 fingers on pipe threading during a plumbing project!! Each had about 6 long, fine slices like paper cuts... Joy!
- 21:58:11: I'm at Red Robin Gourmet Burgers w/ @phoenixcub. http://4sq.com/aZeWIU
- 22:01:10: Ever notice that when you're drunk, you’re always horny and hungry? That’s why I always keep donuts around!
- 22:13:40: LOL!!! RT @eagene @joninatl "What can a PC owner do that an Apple owner cannot do? A: Shut the Hell up" ROFL! /via @BrienBear
- 23:03:21: I'm at Harrah's Ak-Chin Casino w/ @phoenixcub. http://4sq.com/6CA8I4
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