From Twitter 02-21-2010

• 02:24:25: I'm at Harrah's Rincon Casino w/ @phoenixcub. http://4sq.com/69F876
  
• 08:01:07: Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in the United States?
  A: God couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.
  
• 15:04:15: Q: What two things in the air can get a woman pregnant?
  A: Her legs.
  
• 22:01:08: Q: What's the difference between a slut and a bitch?
  A: A slut will fuck anyone. A bitch will fuck anyone but you!!
  

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