Sunday, May 23, 2010

From Twitter 05-22-2010



  • 08:00:18: If ur hiking with buddies and see a bear, don't panic. U only need to outrun ONE friend!!
  • 15:00:22: A hydrogen atom walks into a bar & says, "I lost my electron". I ask, "Are u sure?" He replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
  • 18:02:07: $100.00 off new DirecTV acct 4 BOTH of us! Call 877-4-100-EACH & give them acct number 26071932 (Michael Parisi).
  • 22:00:43: Apparently, "before the booze kicks in" is not the best answer when a cop asks why you were speeding!! :-/


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