From Twitter 05-17-2010

• 08:00:32: Q: What do you call a fish with no eye?
  A: A fsh.
  
• 15:00:14: Do bored cows rent moovies?
  
• 22:00:36: "The best thing about sleeping with twenty eight year olds is that there are twenty of them!" ~MJ
  

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