- 03:47:43: I think I now understand why coyotes will chew off their own leg to escape from a trap!!
- 04:37:22: Woah!!! When did my jokes stop?! :-( Back on schedule... More to come!!
- 08:00:21: Sign in a veterinarian's office: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
- 15:00:15: OMG I just almost hit a pedestrian from Miami. I know he was from Miami because he kept yelling "Sunny Beach" at me!!
- 18:08:16: Let me refer u to ING Direct for a new acct. U get a $25 bonus, I get $10! FREE MONEY!! Contact me for info.
- 20:07:52: I just ousted @phoenixcub as the mayor of Ron's Place on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/cdtaN6
- 22:00:17: Old man limps into ice cream shop & orders a banana split. The waitress asks, "Crushed nuts?" He says, "No. Arthritis."
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