- 08:00:27: A man in a small boat felt cold, but it sank when he lit a fire, proving that you can't have your kayak and heat it too!
- 15:00:28: A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of joke?!"
- 22:00:26: Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel its true warmth!
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